Write Her A Thank You Note

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note.
Dear Aunt:
Thank you for the maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. I just know all my friends will love my new maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster and will also be envious of my maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster because they do not have their own maple syrup dispensers shaped like a rooster. I look forward to fleeing from them in terror.
Sincerely,
Me